Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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