Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
