Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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