Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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