He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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