No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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