I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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