it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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