You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Boobs are out for the taking
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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