i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I still have a little drunk in my system
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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