I want to stick my p in your. b.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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