dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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