The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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