my mouth tastes like poor choices
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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