I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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