oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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