He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
they need to just BURY HIM!
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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