I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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