So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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