It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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