So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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