Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Randomize
