i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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