Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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