I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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