I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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