all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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