I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just google imaged poop.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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