Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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