If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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