Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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