you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Be still, my beating vagina.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Can I color on your dick again?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
whose parrot is this?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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