three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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