Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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