so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Randomize
