The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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