My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
My hand turned me down
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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