Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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