I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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