So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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