Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Randomize
