At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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