Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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