So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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