they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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