You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Holy shit dude........stairs
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