Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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