And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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