It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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