i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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