ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i permit you to call me
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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