we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I came so hard my ears popped.
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