so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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