his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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