Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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